K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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