their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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