S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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