she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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