Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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