Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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