yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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