Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Randomize
