You work out of a Hotel?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Holy sore nipples Batman
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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