I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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