Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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