why didn't you poke me back
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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