I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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