That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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