I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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