Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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