I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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