the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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