So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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