I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'd cum for enchiladas.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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