When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Randomize
