therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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