Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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