problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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