Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
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