he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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