He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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