He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I love you. Go after that dick
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