So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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