carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
she told me i tasted like america
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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