Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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