4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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