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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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