When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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