i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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