Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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