Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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