He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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