She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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