1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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