i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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