How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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