Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Randomize
