I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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