I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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