He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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