Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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