we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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