Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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