I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
ok first of all what the fuck
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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