Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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