Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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