i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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