I think my vagina is haunted
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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